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[Blip! On goes the network device. Have an unflattering up angle at the bristly chin of House.]

Let's be real. It's on your calender. And for at least eleven months out of the year you don't think about how warm and fuzzy you are, how far you'll travel or even the prayer you're going to say. People say Thanksgiving and you think about [the ( Read more... )

I don't think I've laughed this hard at society this much before in a long time. Great job, everybody. Wilson. Cameron. Everybody take a bow. You deserve it.

Expected ration of asshole aside, let me pose a philosophical question to those who like to verbally wrestle anyway. Do you know anymore now than you did back then?

This isn't picture day, it's dirty laundry day. Good to know I'm not the only one with stinky socks. I'm no Paris Hilton or whoever else is the Enquirer flavor of the week so I don't know who'd want to cherish moments like these forever on film. But, here we are. From that left angle I look like an emaciated Harrison Ford. Maybe not. A picture's ( Read more... )

Did anyone celebrate VD with VDs? I encourage you to talk to this guy. He'll get down and dirty with your problems. After all, he can't be on the couch all day.

I almost wish I didn't sell all of Emmett's things. This rooming situation wouldn't need much work then. Hindsight remains 20/20, probably a lot more attractive with beer glasses too.

I ( Read more... )

Okay, boozehounds and crunkatonics. While I'm just as chipper at the green light for a Citywide frat party, here's something to chew on. Alcohol poisoning might be what the deities are out for. Think of it, an easy way to pick off a few of the masses.

Keep an eye out for the big tell tale signs:

• Mental confusion, stupor, coma, or person cannot be ( Read more... )

I've seen some displays of sap. But you? I feel like I've been nursing off of a redwood. One more holiday to go and then the season of peak insincerity can finally come to a close. Do we all really love each other with that wishes of peace? I mean, besides the nazis. That's more than a little obvious. And the monsters. Nazis and monsters aside, do ( Read more... )

Oh. This is sanitary.

I suggest any consumption of food be done through a straw. Those prophetic milkshakes are no where to be found. Unless you want to step out all goopy. Go for the smoothy. I only say this because you wouldn't want to digest what you're wearing unless you're exempt from HIV and AIDS or what them. Or you're a vampire, that ( Read more... )